Best Worst Trailer of 2009

I'll give you $20 if you can sit through this entire movie.

No On Does It Like You

This video is pretty rad.

METAL! SPACE METAL!

this is such a weird video i cant even handle it. i dont associate outer space or science fiction with metal. but here you go. mastodon did it. this is probably my favorite metal band right now and they just sweetened the deal with this gem. watch it. you wont be sorry.

MASTODON Sleeping Giant

ShamPOW?

The dude got arrested for fighting with a prostitute; in South Beach.

Toilet sausage chef causes prison unit evacuation

The actual AP Headline. Who wouldn't want to read this article?

Literal Music Video

GET INTO IT.

Danzig is a dork

this isnt the real danzig video. well, its the real video with some guy singing and playing the music really poorly with it. get on it!

FML

FML is an interactive website where you can share stories about how fucked your life is. Here are some of my favorites:

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML

Northern Europeans

Again

Slagsmålsklubben - Sponsored by destiny from Tomas Nilsson on Vimeo.

Sh*t's getting waaay too complicated

So this is www.mixtape.me and it's a pretty sweet site where you can search for songs, make playlists and then share them. Kind of like this. But this is special. Reeeeeally special; and I'm proud he's my president.

twitter twatting twatted twitterate twisted

A video about the twisted reality of twitter.

Wednesday Wonders

One for the record books here at workland. It's 2:24 and I've yet to accomplish anything.

So, here's some funz:

New Math

This lady had a little encounter with the law over some uhh "relations"

Where the Wild Things Are

I remember hearing about this a long while ago and being like 'yeah that'll be cool' the trailer seems weird, really weird but also cool...really cool.

Russia?

I don't know.

mr. tie-in knots, you need a knot tied call this guy, yea right...no way

I'm not working now but don't have access to youtube during my work day (for obvious productivity reasons...)

BACON!

For more information: Click HERE

Having a sandwich for lunch?

Well you should scan it and post it here. Along with the name of where it was purchased and the ingredients. How people have the time or desire to do this, I just don't know.

Sheep!

iDaft

In the vein of that super fun electro keyboard website, the daft punk version.

SupersexyPeople

Another amazing link - thanks to www.howtoavoidthebummerlife.com and find more Sexy People at this link

Fail

We all love failblog. Here's one that keeps me laughing... for hours!

Jesus in a Latte

Quick list of holy faces in weird objects... PRETTY FUNNY.

Rubik The Amazing Cube

its amazing that we're not all retarded as a result of the cartoons that we were raised on.

Found While I Should Have Been Sleeping

These sleeping bags would make for an interesting camping trip.

Fly

Pretty sweet

Bird

This is listed as "The Best Aerial Fatality Ever"

I mean - decide for yourself!

Ugly Dogs

Go straight to the end of this video and see the winner of 2009's Ugliest Dog Competition. It's worth it.

San Diego Ugliest Dog Competition 2009

Bats for Lashes

This Might Break Your Brain.

RAD!

This thing is beautiful. I think its the Northern Europeans again. Learn more about it here.

How Does This Happen?

How did Clint Howard evolve from the cute toe headed little shit in Gentle Ben

to this guy? It makes me scared to be a parent one day.

So here

A caveat: it's noisy and I haven't been able to actually play around with this because of that reason...

Totally awesome 80's drum set

Please, PLEASE enjoy.

I snuck in a couple plays it's pretty fun. I just wish it was connected to the keyboard. PS it sounds like about half of Daft Punk songs.

okay so i'm not at work

but i should be doing work around the house and instead i find myself looking at a website dedicated to the death of our favorite cookie.



many more here: www.deadgingerbreadmen.typepad.com

Youtube Remixed

This bro made a whole album of samples from youtube. Seriously check it out. Not only is the music super good but it totally has that 'why didn't I think of this' factor. Czech it out.

Thru You

DESERT EAGLE .50

Probably one of the coolest things I've seen on the 'net. Honestly. I keep thinking, "which one do I want to buy?" and the answer is all of them (The Desert Eagle is the one in the lower right hand corner).

Check this link out.

All gadgets and things inspired by guns. There are too many awesome things!

Bad Paintings of Barack Obama

I like the one with the tacos and the one where he's green. The Alex Grey one is dope though and shouldn't be in there.

Bad Paintings of Barack Obama

**UPDATE** Cat Bong

This is the guy who wanted to smoke his cat out. And the report is that he did it on multiple occasions. CLICK for details.

I sure hope SNL covers this in the "Really?! with Seth Myers"

FLAMEING SOWERD OF DARKNESS!

Outside of Chernobyl...

The Russians seem pretty alright.

Wait, what?

So if you can't tell, this is a home-made bong. Which authorities found a cat stuffed inside... WHILE THE OWNER WAS TRYING TO SMOKE OUT OF IT!

Read about it HERE

WHOA

the filename of this jpg says it all: REALLYbigguy

BE COOL!

A Cowboy Needs A Horse.

This song popped into my head last night. So although I didnt think of this at work, I sought it out at work today. Does anyone else remember this. It was always one of my favorites. Looking at it now, those native americans would have obliterated that kid.

I cant believe the quality that went into these cartoons. amazing!