The Real Reason I shaved my Mustache...

I have a love hate relationship with the whole hipster thing. I wear american apparel hoodies and undies. I wear Levi's 511's. I have converse with black laces. I cry a lot. I had a mustache. I wear ray ban prescription glasses. and most embarrassingly, i ride a fixed gear. a gold one with purple wheels and i like it.

but every time i see some queefy dude with wearing his girlfriends pants (along with her boots and blouse)i barf a little in my mouth and think to myself "do you need a hug or something? do you want me to teach you how to shave? did you listen to too much animal collective?"

i have been accused of being a hipster on more than one occasion, and i would agree that outwardly, i appear to have my finger on the pulse of a scene that i dont really understand, and dont really support. im all over the road.

so paruse theseimages and take note of the commentary.